We Are In Business

by Mr B & Mr C

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Ten years since their first album, and the world is spinning towards its ultimate doom. Prime opportunity for Mr B & Mr C to break out the doomsday instruments and lay down new lo-fi pop punk jams. The anarchic duo of Mr B & Mr C is back. And they mean business.

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released October 19, 2017

Lyrics and vocals by Mr B. Music, vocals and mixing by Mr C. Except The Safety Word Dance, lyrics by Mr C and drill by Mr B.

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Destruction and anarchy on a lo-fi scale.

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Track Name: How To Do Business
Touch base
Let’s do lunch
Innovate
Reach out

Shift a paradigm
Leverage best practices
Join a tiger team
Synergise

Blue sky session
Constant sizzle
Efficiency
Cut-through

Let’s socialise this
Think outside the box
Content is king
Fail forward

Let’s workshop this
Level the playing field
Go viral
Call on influencers

To achieve success
You have to speak just like the rest
To make that money
You have to sell your soul to me

Cash
Fat wads of cash
Money everywhere
Money in the trash

Fuck the clients
Fuck your co-workers
Fuck the world
Fuck you
Track Name: Saturday Night Paulie
Dogs and cars they make me glad
Booze and drugs ain’t all that bad

Afraid of nothing, not even prison
Though I am scared of people’s lack of sceptisism

My only religion is a game called Aussie rules
But I am happy to admit when my team is tools

So I don’t have a career, is it really that important?
My job is not to serve you, I am an expert at being mordant

Fuck off Tina Arena, this is the footy not a D grade celebrity wank off.
It was hot, then it rained. Thanks for keeping me constantly informed all day.

Some might say I am a troll but that’s a matter of perspective
All your views are uninformed and your actions regressive

Vaccines are really poison, you’re just waiting for the truth to drop
If you think drugs will kill then you better go talk to Iggy Pop

Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night
Paulie
Track Name: Summer Is Hot
Light comes through the window and illuminates your face
You are so pretty that my heart begins to race
It’s hard for me to believe that you are here with me
This just feels so right I’m afraid that it is a dream

Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
I am not, I am not.

You are a part of the person that I am
What people see in public is merely a sham
I float through life in everything that I do
Because every day I’m thinking just of you

Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
I am not, I am not.

I whisper to you, but you cannot reply

No one knows about you, and I wonder what they’d say
If I revealed you to everyone today
Would they love you as much as I do?
Would they see the pain that we have both been through?

Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
I am not, I am not.

I don’t think most people understand what you mean to me
You allow me to be myself and to be quite free
There is something that I feel that I have to hide
I am Summer you see, but on the inside

Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
Summer is hot and I am not.
Track Name: I Know People
I know people from work
They see me everyday
I know people from school
They always have a lot to say

I know a lot of people
I know a lot of people

I know people from hobbies
They fill all my time
I know people in my family
They’ve been there all my life

I know people from the pub
They can all down a quart
I know people from the internet
Usually they are the good sort

I know a lot of people
But people don’t really know me

Friendship is forever but I wouldn’t know
I don’t really have close friends
Social interaction is a perplexing thing
I’ve never seen it through another lens

I know a lot of people

I know people know one another
It makes sense to me
But why can’t I make that connection
That will stop me being so lonely?
Track Name: The Safety Word Dance
We can fuck if we want to
In your front or my behind
Your pals can too, they get to screw you
Or they're no friends of mine

We can fist where we want to, in your
Place where the sun don't shine, role-
Play 'til we cum, giant dildo up my bum, leaving
Red welts on your cute behind

And we can fuck, and we can screw
Do it up against the wall
Doing you until we're blue, put those
Clothes-pegs onto my balls, un-

Perturbed, Safety word, making
Sure we're under control, but
Safety word can't be heard, when
Every hole's been stuffed with a pole

We can swing when we want to,
Dogging's sordid, so am I
Dressed in PVC from our heads to our toes
Surprise 'em with a load in the eye

We can act like we don't want to
I'll submit to your iron will
Inhibitions are removed to prove that we are rude
But need a way to escape from your drill

Then we can fuck, and we can screw
Working through your kinks and mine
Come on, babe, abuse me, never gonna lose me, unless our
Actions get too far out of line ... 'cos

Safety word, safety word, I'm
Getting rather concerned
Safety word goes unheard, as I'm
Choking on your massive turd
Safety word, is absurd, I
Think I'm starting to freak, cos
Safety word, on which we agreed is in a
Language that I just can't speak

We can fuck if we want to
In my front and your behind
Your pals should be, free to screw me
Or you're no friend of mine ...
Track Name: What Is Going On?
Ravings.
Track Name: God Only Knows
Pay your money, for salvation
There’s no way that you won’t go to hell
This position, it is written
But your redemption is something we can sell

I am a believer, and so I am pois
I am a human, and so I have bias

You’re in trouble, if you don’t do
Things that our good books says that you should
I have morals, because I read them
Otherwise there’s no reason to be good

I want peace and I want love and
I want you to do everything I say
Just shut up and eat that stuff so
It’s not you that we have to hate

I am a believer, and so I am pious
I am a human, and so I have bias

No violence! Unless we tell you too!
Always hope! But remember the damnation you were born into!
Pray that your soul is saved! But don’t prey for those dying in other lands!
Ask our god for success and wealth! And then feed it into our hands!

You are my sheep, the flock I lead
Don’t question my words or my deeds
And just like sheep you will be unaware
Until after you have been fleeced

I am a believer, and so I am pious
I am a human, and so I have bias
Track Name: The Wolf of Failstreet
I need a pay check
But a pay check doesn’t need me
Try as I might I won’t be paid quite so handsomely

You might say its bad
But who makes the rules?

I need the business
But the business doesn’t need me
I could be replaced by someone else here easily

You might say its bad
And you might be right

Tower over us
Everything we built
Focus on success
And not how we felt

You can’t occupy
That which is not real
Watching the world burn
While we seal the deal
Track Name: Let's Play
Hello Mr Grey
How are you today?
I would like to play
If you’ll let me stay

I’m not interested in your money
I’m not interested in your body
Let’s play games together
We can whip each other

Mr President
I know that you spent
Cash on girls that went
Toilet on your head

I’m not interested in your money
I’m not interested in your body
Let’s play games together
We can piss on each other

Lay me down
Lay me out
Laying me is what I’m about

No judgement will pass my mind
As you slowly start to bind
Me to this chair while I moan
I can’t do this home alone

Water sports is always fun
When the shower starts to run
I’ll be me and you be you
During these things that you do

I’m not interested in your money
I’m not interested in your body
Let’s play games together
Between us for forever
Track Name: Psygnosis
I’m pushing shit uphill
I’m pushing shit uphill
I may not have the will
I’m pushing shit uphill

Lately
I am feeling angry
About how I can’t do
Anything I want to

I’m barely hanging on
I’m barley hanging on
Something’s bound to go wrong
I’m only hanging on

Maybe
Some white noise will help me
Rhythmic and relaxing
Hit me Mr C

I’m pushing shit uphill
I’m pushing shit uphill
I may not have the will
I’m pushing shit uphill

Lately
I am feeling testy
About how I can’t play
Every single day

Play with those balls, Mr C
Track Name: There Was Lazers
People of the younger generations what are you doing to yourself?
Being constantly engaged like this surely isn’t that good for your health
Now, look.

Just work hard and do what the system says, you will achieve success, like me.
Even though you can only get jobs that pay minimum wage, shut up and make coffee

They lived their life in front of screens
There was lasers where their eyes should have been
Who knows what horrors they had seen
There was lasers where their eyes should have been

Get control of your life and use it to do the things I want you to do
Otherwise I can’t leech your work and keep me in the life I am accustomed too.

They lived their life in front of screens
There was lasers where their eyes should have been
Who knows what horrors they had seen
There was lasers where their eyes should have been

Don’t look now but you are destroying everything I need.
Happiness for all means I shouldn’t have to bleed.

They lived their life in front of screens
There was lasers where their eyes should have been
Who knows what horrors they had seen
There was lasers where their eyes should have been

Millenials killed supermarkets. Millenials killed movies. Millenials killed napkins. Millenials killed 9-5.

There’s no way I am responsible.
Track Name: The End of the Rainbow
Connected to the world at large
All your friends tell you what’s the score
Here's a thing that will make you mad
Is this what this network is for?

Social injustice, you want to help out
Stop this happening, positive outcome
Make the world a much better place now
Change your picture to a rainbow avatar

No time to read it, your far too busy
Just see the headline to learn all the facts
Jump onto social, make declaration
All of these thumbs up must mean I'm backed

Shout down at those who respond
Those who disagree are dicks
It is my opinion, it must be right
Show me more problems that need a fix

Social injustice, you want to help out
Stop this happening, positive outcome
Make the world a much better place now
Change your picture to a rainbow avatar

War in Syria (Rainbow avatar)
Fascisms rise (Rainbow avatar)
The cult of stupidity (Rainbow avatar)
Martin Shkreli (Rainbow avatar)
Social breakdown (Rainbow avatar)
Orange people (Rainbow avatar)
Expensive iPhones (Rainbow avatar)
Facebook changes stuff (Rainbow avatar)
YouTube subs lost (Rainbow avatar)
Gays allowed to marry! (Rainbow avatar)

Social injustice, you want to help out
Stop this happening, positive outcome
Make the world a much better place now
Change your picture to a rainbow avatar
Track Name: One Revolution Around the Sun
Debbie Reynolds
Carrie Fisher
George Michael
Rick Parfitt
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Alan Thicke
Fidel Castro
Florence Henderson

One revolution around the sun

Leonard Cohen
Pete Burns
Gene Wilder
Muhammad Ali
Prince
Garry Shandling
Alan Rickman
David Bowie

One revolution around the sun

It’s inevitable, the destruction of all you love
Entropy rules the universe, everything runs its course
Even the stars themselves age and die, in a fantastic explosion of destruction
An expanding death which consumes all it touches.

What a way to go

One revolution around the sun
Track Name: DTT
There’s fake news on the television
Fraud is in the mail
Things should get better here
Once Hilary Clinton goes to jail

I can’t hear it
I can’t read it
Donald Trump tweets

UK leaves the EU
Aussie pollies are just all cunts
Russia is run by a man
Who is either calculating, or nuts

I can’t hear it
I can’t read it
Donald Trump tweets

The Prince of Nigeria wants me to send him money
A sunken eyed Ukrainian harlot wants to marry me

I can’t hear it
I can’t read it
Donald Trump tweets

Turn around, behind you is the trail of evolution
Things that we do now may seem like the only solution

But we only know of things that the past has taught us
Think we know the future, why that is simply preposterous

This is the present that we reap, things get worse even as you sleep
Thinking you are not responsible is what made this whole mess possible

What harm could one man do? Why should this all concern you?
Let me solve that mystery. He will be our voice for all of history

I’m sure that your wellbeing is his primary focus
It’s not like all the bluster is to cover for being gutless

Children just lay down
Rest your weary head
And don’t worry of
Anything he said

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